Evolution!

I suppose you might be wondering what's become of me.

Well, among other things I've started a law firm, dived headfirst into vintage, and enrolled in the Master Gardeners program (shut up, it's fun).

As such, Martini needs a facelift. So, I'm taking it to tumblr, bitches.

If you find that you still need sweet deals, stompy boots, and wiener dogs--now with a MARTINI 2.0 twist--click this way.

Photo: Every Red Heart Shines by Valkyrie